So apparently..

…the first person in Italy fined for being on the streets during this pandemic – literally caught out – when asked by the police, said that he was on his way to see a prostitute. Which is probably not a good idea when there’s a virus about. On the other hand sexual frustration is a terrible thing, and as a hot blooded Italian male – or just as a male – he may well argue that sex is an essential item…especially if you’re not getting any at home. I guess I’m lucky I have a partner though she has made it known to me, during these troubling months, that it’s only one person allowed inside her at a time. …

April 5th, another tax year coming to an end…the stock market is tanking…the second home owners are sneaking down to Wales when they shouldn’t be travelling…my girlfriend is working from home (she’s a civil servant, and by the way, in the joke above I refer to a fictional version of her)…all this is going to have an effect on society after the virus has gone i reckon.