It’s unfortunate that the comedy circuit is such that people within it can lose work, that is, are punished, for no objective reason. Often accusations are made against comedians, witch hunts are started, naming and shaming occurs, hateful comments abound, especially where emotive subjects are concerned. The use of facebook (and other internet platforms) is key to all this. On it people are willing to cross the line of what would be deemed normally acceptable in public ‘real’ life and every day work environments. Using social media as their messenger – and as a torture weapon – lots of your ‘friends’ can be reached quickly. The freedom of restriction on social media is for the writer a blessing, but is actually a curse, as it can give free voice to any accusation or evil comments without any consequences for the author. For there is no legal comeback to online abuse. I mean the law doesn’t (or can’t) help when it comes to ‘keyboard warriors’. (Which i know from experience). So the authors of texts/tweets/messages no matter how libellous the content, evade any legal challenge.

 And I do not use the word ‘ torture’ flippantly. As technologically advanced as we are, when people use social media to ‘bomb’ others, to verbally abuse, to name others all the while knowing that tens of their facebook friends will join in underneath – in the comments section – that is literally torture. the torture of a person’s mental wellbeing. It is the torture of losing work and income because others believe in what the first commentator says, it is the torture of bullying.  By inflicting it, as progressive as we think we are, we have actually regressed back into the dark ages. we have become the inquisition forcing confession through the use of pain. Mental torture should never be condoned.  It should not be allowed to happen. 

     one reason why it is allowed is that the comedy scene does not have any form of governing body. A comedy worker governing body. If there was one, that is, if there was a governing body run by comedians proper – not the distant Equity, not necessarily a union at all – but a body supported by, run by comedians for comedians, then certain procedures could be put into place to deal with problems that arise between members. a problem which may include the conduct of a comedian. To deal with it civilly is the goal, using procedures that already exist in other walks of life e.g. in the – excuse the pun – civil service, procedures that aim to protect its employees when they have been wronged and to do so discreetly and privately.  as it stands if a comedian (or wannabe comedian) feels passionate about an issue not only can he or she or they write what the fuck they like about it publicly, but they can also throw mud at, implicate, accuse, or simply name, another person they see fit to associate with it. In my opinion this abuse both of the internet and of a fellow comic does not help anybody. If someone has transgressed then let them go through due process. for any accusation, even if justified, needs to be dealt with fairly. 

    The reasons why a governing body like this has never been set up, i mean set up for ALL comedians not just for a certain group, are manifold.  One reason for sure is the essential character of people who like to make jokes, for they are often the the piss takers, their job being to make fun of things, especially of authority.  in that sense there is no room for any serious organisation within the comedy community that might become seen as god forbid worthy.  Second, a lot of comedians are lazy, and to be fair they have other things to do – after all it’s a full time job finding  gigs. scraping for gigs at the bottom of the forums.

  i believe one promoter revealed another reason when he told me that, in order for the comedy circuit to continue the way it is then a sacrifice is required from time to time.  Meaning what ? that the wild west anything goes attitude on social media is a great thing and is worth perpetuating? If he is right then the comedy community is, as far as i’m concerned, broken. In a community proper you do not allow a fellow member to be sacrificed! not just like that, not without first considering such things as the benefit of the doubt, such things as underlying FACTS. 

 there are of course many unfair things happening on a regular basis on the comedy circuit: cancelled gigs, unpaid fees, unfair criticism, bad sound systems, the list goes on. It is also a system based on the private ownership of clubs, and it is the opinions of these private owners which ultimately dictates whether a comic will work next month. the comedy community is a tough place to be. It’s tough to get work at the best of times. It’s extremely tough if you are of the thin skinned, sensitive kind. And perhaps all these unfair things will go on, perhaps comedians will continue to badmouth others, to misunderstand, to dislike, to hate others. So be it, but let’s stop with the bombing people already, it’s not a joke

 

since

being fucked over by a fellow- well, alleged- comedian i see no future for me with in the world of live comedy. it’s a mess, and anyway i have done everything i wanted to do. i have proven to myself that my father was wrong for a start, that i can make a living from my comedic talent.

so now i’ll go onto something else, why stay in a nest of vipers any longer?

And the boys from the problematic pub podcast have taken over the helm so to speak. they have become successful through their podcast, and, remarkably, have done that without leaving wales.

I get one gig after another pulled this year. Mirth control pulled the Jersey weekend, and don’t seem very keen to get me any replacement gigs. Poor Jon Keys of Paramount comedy has had a mini stroke. Jeez,,,have we reached a cross roads? A rubicon. (mind you someone form his company could have informed me that the Cornwall shows had been cancelled 😦

Had a weekend of gigs in Jersey cancelled in March – it’s enough to drive you to crime, rob a bank,

apart from these (usual) disappointments there’s other bookers out there – who i won’t name – who seem to enjoy breaking the hearts of people like myself, but of course they’ll never succeed in actually doing that. Not in my case. But what a strange business, the work you get depends not on any organised system, nor indeed on merit, but on some random whim and fancy on the part of a club owner. Half of them make decisions based on hearsay i.e. they weren’t actually present at your performance. They one day decide you’re not funny, that they don’t like you. In my case that’s compounded by the fact that a group of people, some of whom i’ve never met, decided to act like fascists, and accused me of shit. Where’s the honour in that ? where’s the community? shove it up your arse.

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MY friend on facebook is often posting videos of herself, crying a lot of the time. it makes me sad. But then it also makes me sad that i can never cry, even though i do feel some repressed grief inside.