It’s unfortunate that the comedy circuit is such that people within it can lose work, that is, are punished, for no objective reason. Often accusations are made against comedians, witch hunts are started, naming and shaming occurs, hateful comments abound, especially where emotive subjects are concerned. The use of facebook (and other internet platforms) is key to all this. On it people are willing to cross the line of what would be deemed normally acceptable in public ‘real’ life and every day work environments. Using social media as their messenger – and as a torture weapon – lots of your ‘friends’ can be reached quickly. The freedom of restriction on social media is for the writer a blessing, but is actually a curse, as it can give free voice to any accusation or evil comments without any consequences for the author. For there is no legal comeback to online abuse. I mean the law doesn’t (or can’t) help when it comes to ‘keyboard warriors’. (Which i know from experience). So the authors of texts/tweets/messages no matter how libellous the content, evade any legal challenge.

 And I do not use the word ‘ torture’ flippantly. As technologically advanced as we are, when people use social media to ‘bomb’ others, to verbally abuse, to name others all the while knowing that tens of their facebook friends will join in underneath – in the comments section – that is literally torture. the torture of a person’s mental wellbeing. It is the torture of losing work and income because others believe in what the first commentator says, it is the torture of bullying.  By inflicting it, as progressive as we think we are, we have actually regressed back into the dark ages. we have become the inquisition forcing confession through the use of pain. Mental torture should never be condoned.  It should not be allowed to happen. 

     one reason why it is allowed is that the comedy scene does not have any form of governing body. A comedy worker governing body. If there was one, that is, if there was a governing body run by comedians proper – not the distant Equity, not necessarily a union at all – but a body supported by, run by comedians for comedians, then certain procedures could be put into place to deal with problems that arise between members. a problem which may include the conduct of a comedian. To deal with it civilly is the goal, using procedures that already exist in other walks of life e.g. in the – excuse the pun – civil service, procedures that aim to protect its employees when they have been wronged and to do so discreetly and privately.  as it stands if a comedian (or wannabe comedian) feels passionate about an issue not only can he or she or they write what the fuck they like about it publicly, but they can also throw mud at, implicate, accuse, or simply name, another person they see fit to associate with it. In my opinion this abuse both of the internet and of a fellow comic does not help anybody. If someone has transgressed then let them go through due process. for any accusation, even if justified, needs to be dealt with fairly. 

    The reasons why a governing body like this has never been set up, i mean set up for ALL comedians not just for a certain group, are manifold.  One reason for sure is the essential character of people who like to make jokes, for they are often the the piss takers, their job being to make fun of things, especially of authority.  in that sense there is no room for any serious organisation within the comedy community that might become seen as god forbid worthy.  Second, a lot of comedians are lazy, and to be fair they have other things to do – after all it’s a full time job finding  gigs. scraping for gigs at the bottom of the forums.

  i believe one promoter revealed another reason when he told me that, in order for the comedy circuit to continue the way it is then a sacrifice is required from time to time.  Meaning what ? that the wild west anything goes attitude on social media is a great thing and is worth perpetuating? If he is right then the comedy community is, as far as i’m concerned, broken. In a community proper you do not allow a fellow member to be sacrificed! not just like that, not without first considering such things as the benefit of the doubt, such things as underlying FACTS. 

 there are of course many unfair things happening on a regular basis on the comedy circuit: cancelled gigs, unpaid fees, unfair criticism, bad sound systems, the list goes on. It is also a system based on the private ownership of clubs, and it is the opinions of these private owners which ultimately dictates whether a comic will work next month. the comedy community is a tough place to be. It’s tough to get work at the best of times. It’s extremely tough if you are of the thin skinned, sensitive kind. And perhaps all these unfair things will go on, perhaps comedians will continue to badmouth others, to misunderstand, to dislike, to hate others. So be it, but let’s stop with the bombing people already, it’s not a joke

 

laptop

one nice thing that happened yesterday – i lost my rucksack (which actually did NOT contain my laptop) on the train in cardiff. but when i came out the show, and went back to the station (Queen street) when i asked in the office they did indeed have it there for me to collect, couldn’t have been easier. I see they have refurbished and transformed a lot of the rail system in cardiff, the cardiff bay train is now no longer just one train that goes back and forth between 2 stations, it actually goes up the valley. and the trains are newer and nicer as well. Feels like everything is changing

duu

what a negative thing life is sometimes. but i can t work out whether it’s life as a thing that comes your way that causes the negative feelings, or if it’s a subjective slant on life that i have. The wearer of life.

Yesterday i took a few bags of second hand clothes to the cash4clothes man – he refused them, saying that the last lot i submitted smelt of cats’ piss….jeez, things are really hitting rock bottom when you get your old clothes rejected by the cash4clothes man. Apparently this was the message relayed by the main cash4clothes bloke in the area, based down by the liberty stadium. so i took the bags i had – about ten – directly to his shop. he of course had no idea who i was, and he took the clothes, all of them, weighed them, and have me 14 quid for them. The cats’ piss was a one off thing, and i felt a bit hurt by that stinging remark.

where i go with the clothes usually is down in llansamlet – a couple of blokes who also take in metal, in fact they specialise in scrap. so if any copper, aluminium, lead etc turns up i go down there. The blokes there often tease me, with weird shouts of NOEEELL!! It feels odd, i mean have they no idea how to talk to customers ?? to members of the public…? But there you go, if they know you do comedy they feel it’s okay to take the mickey.

another downer, but only slight, was a gig offered and then pulled from me. Mirth control. Eevr since they pulled my Jersey gigs in march, without giving notice, i ‘ve been a bit upset with them. they can’t be bothered giving me replacement work, and when i am offered something there’s usually a problem. There’s no doubt that my comedy world is turning to shit. Still, i did a coupel of great gigs over the weekend – one in hull and one in Peterbro, the latter being in a church on a sunday afternoon. The gig was family firendly and indeed there were a few kids present. i thought i pulled it off swimmingly.

shame i can’t get more work, but there you go, i’m not going to beg these bookers. Oh well, at least i don’t live in Palestine where my daily life would be a lot worse. at least i have food and water, and all that crap. See that bloke last weekend, he led a chant in glastonbury calling Death to the IDF. which was promptly called an antisemitic remark by the media and the politicians. What is going on? i mean, it’s a chant in a rock festival, not meant to be taken literally is it ?? it’s not like actually killing people.

I think we are living in a corrupt culture, the government don’t seem to be condemning Israel as much as they would another country using apartheid tactics. Fuckin hell, one recalls the whole shit show that was Iraq invasion, and then it was strange how Blair and labour seemed so keen on joining in with the invasion, despite there being no WMD. It’s like you really wanna know what exactly is going on in the background? what are the interests at stake ? money ? Oil? weapons? Talk to us world leaders.

USA has vetoed UN call for immediate ceasefire in Israel/Palestine. so what’s their game ? they must be gaining something from doing that. It’s fuckin despicable. Trump. the best thing he ever said was last week, talking about the conflict between israel and this time Iran : ‘They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing’.

sometimes it’s like all you can do is get down, cos there’s nowhere else to go

my phone

i lost my mobile phone , did i tell you ? i got it back now , but minus all my contact numbers. what the hell, no cunt offers me any work anyway. and friends , mates …i don’t really have any. well a few people i can go for a coffee with now and again. things are terrible in the world at the minute, wars breaking out, – while that’s a given, and wars always are breaking out somewhere now you can start to sense the shadow of a mushroom cloud across the way. wars in the middle east. governments and world leaders – what do we pay them for ? ME ME ME that’s all anybody says.

tried to join a bank, called starling. they are a digital bank, and only operate on smart phones.