chesterfield a town named after cigarettes is clearly not a hamlet, well maybe not clearly because of the smoke…but foggily.

my girlfriend gave me some roses. they were new. Now I’m worried about putting a tea cup on the coaster; I’m struggling to resist putting a spoon in the marmite that’s already been in the honey, i’m insecure in my leisure trousers cos there’s a stain somewhere on them, i’m not comfortable playing the guitar when the tv’s on….i..wish she hadn’t given me those new roses. they’re a thorn in the

Why are there only beauty rooms ? shouldn’t there be ugliness rooms as well?, i mean isn’t a bit ‘looksist’ – look sis we only enhance not invent – well it’s wrong in it, this looksism, this obsession with beauty, it shouldn’t be just about the one side, one part of the spectrum, that’s beauty privilege that is. ugly people have a beauty and beautiful people have an ugliness. yin and yang, Looksism thats what it is. goes with the many isms in the world now. look…jism.

i mentioned yin and yang just now, some of you were asking yourself ‘were they the siamese twins?’ no they weren’t and that’s racism. you’re not meant to say Siamese twin anymore, because siam is now known as thailand, which makes a lot more sense because the twins were ‘thai’ed together. Yes Conjoined twins is what they tell us to say…but what about the conjoinians, how do they feel about it? ‘Yes well as a conjoinin i feel it’s a liberty taking our name and applying it to a physical abhoration…and my twin feels the same way, yes i do i feel the same way.