inappropriate obituaries

(Number 1) In my earlier career as a policeman i met kevin a number of times, and each occasion was memorable. i tased him more than once, and i have to admit he could take it -he didn’t know his own strength. he was a good lad overall, but a tough one. There was that time he got done for shoplifting; when i met him at the station it took three officers to hold him and two pairs of handcuffs to contain his muscular arms. His sinewy, wiry frame always stood out, especially on dark night in Cardiff docks. His love of art was reflected in his tattoos some of which he’d had since he was only three months only. He never forgot his humble origins nor the sacrifices his single mother heroin addict and absentee father made for him – some of the sacrifices were later linked to a local devil worshipping cult which while clearly messing with his head never left him in any doubt as to his future path.

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here’s my father – who looks a lot like me – back in the days when he was learning to play the trampette…- probably why he was chucked out of Brass Band practise.

My friend Richard Bowen took this in Llandaf, we were outside the Fandango Cafe when we spotted a Jag with this groovy number plate. Not a flattering portrait but nonetheless handy for my recent UK Pun Off virtual gig (posted 23/2/21)

sorry it’s been a while….but here’s some Xmas cheer in the form of a perverse photo, of me stuck in a fridge in Blackpool’s Comedy Station….i did it last weekend (Dec 13/14 – 2019), the same day another clown got a big gig – Boris Johnson, or BJ for short

June 2019, I recently did a talk at Young Entrepreneur of the Year, in Cardiff….I got loads of laughs, but i hope managed to tell my story too. the Mayor of Cardiff was present, – that’s his head below… also, BBC Wales presenter Sarah Edwards who I foolishly referred to as Amanda;

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